I could fall asleep on a train for exactly eight minutes twenty seconds, waking up at my destination, I could time my lecture snooze so that I would catch the first and last 5 minutes of the lecture (all you actually need) and have you ever met anyone who can fall. As a recent graduate I feel that the last three years at university has left me with an area of expertise, beyond anything that any lecturer has taught me. You may think that I am being flippant when I say that I am a professional sleeper, I assure you that I am not.

It is a skill that has taken many hours of practice and a great deal of sacrifice (particularly all those missed 9am lectures). I have no qualms whatsoever in describing myself as a professional sleeper. I was sleeping, on average, twelve hours a day, it was the activity that consumed the majority of my time and required a certain amount of stamina to keep up with my achievements.

It is rare that one leaves university a 'professional' at anything yet, somehow, I have managed this.