As you walk into the sports bar and grill, home to your most infamous bingeing, your date slides her slinky, curvy body to the table as you watch all eyes visually feast on every inch of her.

Or gentlemen, you have finally graduated your casual dating partner to an opportunity to meet some of your closest buddies. You know then...there will not be another date. The Deal Breaker List Have you ever dated a man and everything goes well...then...he does it. Okay, not exactly successful but regardless, she definitely dazzles in front of any camera lens. As the night winds down and shot glasses continue to mount on the wooden table, you notice that most glasses are crowded. All night the annoying sound reverberates through your head and pushes out the clubs infectious beat to what you feel could potentially be an infectious kiss at the end of the night. She's beautiful, fun and relatively successful as a front desk receptionist. As you're walking into a swanky nightclub, your dress cutting the fall breeze in stride with all eyes on you, he snorts...and hawks a logy to the cement.

Your eyes can't help but wander to the greenish-yellow mass that has littered the pavement.